The Greatest Nutjob Conspiracy Theories On The Net

(submissions greatly encouraged)

 

 

Paul is Dead

Actual documented proof that Paul McCartney is in fact dead.

 

Pentagate

Contrary to eyewitness reports, a plane did not hit the Pentagon on 9/11.

It was a cruise missile launched by a covert arm of the US Military.

 

Moneygate

"Need more proof? 9 + 11 = 20!"

 

Moongate

"Let's face it, there isn't really a heapload of evidence

that we didn't go to the moon. Why would there be?

NASA doesn't WANT evidence that we [never] went to the moon."

 

WTCgate

Proof that the WTC was deliberately demolished using planted explosives,

apparently for the financial gain of the towers' owners and

the insidious money-grubbing clean-up crew.

 

Freemasons Rule the World

"Our government in this country is based entirely on Freemasonry.

Take a look at a "Pentagram". What is inside of a pentagram? A Pentagon.

Our Military operates from the "Pentagon". Why do you think that is?"

 

"15,000 Gallons of AIDS..."

The US Government manufactured the AIDS virus in a covert

plot to kill off all African Americans.

 

Are the Jews Behind the Destruction of America?

"I repeat, especially for our Jewish readers, this is not an attack on you, your

family or your race or religion.  We are not talking here about individual

Americans who are Jewish.  We are talking about globe trotting

Internationalists trying to force us into a “global economy” who happen to be Jewish."

 

9/11 Was A Hoax

I could fill this whole page up with 9/11 links, but this one pretty much sums it up:

"President George W. Bush and his billionaire accomplices in the oil industry

perpetrated 9/11 as an excuse to begin the

militarization of America for the purpose of world conquest."

 

Belgium

Perhaps the most lucid commentary on conspiracy nutjob sites I've ever read.

 

Disney's Cannibalistic Porn

"Behind Disney's good front lies hard porn, snuff films, white slavery,

Illuminati mind-control, and the seduction of several generations into witchcraft."

As a former Disney employee I've gotta admit, this one doesn't

strike me as all too crazy.

 


Prince William Is The AntiChrist

(submitted by Crazy Jane)

A conspiracy buff's dream site.

If anyone actually has the patience to read this whole thing, there's a

veritable cornucopia of nutjob nonsense to be had.

 

 

Jesus Never Existed And Even If He Did He's Stupid

The best part about this site is their encapsulted summaries of the various essays.

Man, these people hate them some Jesus.

 

 

Jews Jews Jews!!!

"Excerpts directly from the Jewish Talmud that prove that Judaism

is a Satanic Antichrist religion."

Kind of a Jewish conspiracy round-up, this site pretty much pins everything from

the assasination of JFK to the Anthrax scare to 9/11 on the Jews.

My personal favorite: "Read the evidence that Lyndon Johnson was a crypto-Jew."

 

 

Pop Novelist Pops Pop Songwriter

"John Lennon was not only politically assassinated, but Richard Nixon,

Ronald Reagan and, you’d better sit down, horror novelist Stephen King

are the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime.

King being the real murderer and Chapman but a look-alike, paid actor

misleading you with an absolute hoax, the media in tow."

 

Bush Is Stupid (and if he isn't he's Cheating)

"I concluded either that Bush was much more intelligent

than we had been led to believe, or that somehow someone was

feeding answers to him through a hidden earpiece..."

I understand people hate Bush, but this is a bit of a stretch.