I decided to record a "holiday" video, and since my attempts to figure out "Holding Hands Still Counts When You're Wearing Gloves" by ear continue to be thwarted, I recorded "The Most Unsightly Christmas Tree."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnX0FsnmmWk
For more hilarity, please listen to Michael Buble singing "Santa Baby" as "Santa Buddy." You can really hear in his delivery that he's not totally sold on it either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOglC5_iLJs
I'm way too lazy to ever be truly belligerently insane.