Ok, so The Brothers Bloom has been delayed. I was lucky enough to snag a preview screening (sorry haters), but how about a creative way of promoting a "con movie", such as: Create a contest to come up with the best con and you win $10,000 from Rian Johnson's personal stash.
I desperately need bail money. I'm in jail right now for a crime I *didn't commit* (I swear). The bail's set at $25,000, and I need 10%. The reason it's so important to get this money is that I'm actually responsible for the well-being of a nunnery that's been hit hard by the global financial crisis and without my help those poor nuns will starve and end up feasting on human flesh. God wants you to help me. Did you hear me? Cannibalism? G-O-D? Please send all donations to: PO Box 666, Burbank, California.
This... could... work...